In which we chew the CoD like K-PAX chews scenery. Graham squanders seamen in Sub Commander, Tom F loses himself in (and patience with) NaissanceE, Marsh little delights in Child of Light and Tom S resurrects Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines.

Also: Judi Dench’s terrifying slit-mouthed digital death mask, the correct nomenclature for nested Clancys, Steve Gaynor’s sinister powers of manipulation, many excellent Dark Souls-themed email introductions and a fatal plea to check out the physics.

Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.

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