In which nations may or may not be sundered. Tom S, Chris and Marsh are joined by Hot Duke Matt Cox, who’s been playing ho-hum robo-moba Minimum. Chris raises a stein to Wolfenstein and Marsh keeps it rail in score-attack subway-sim Mini Metro.
Plus! The existential impoverishment of a perfect life in The Sims 4; the slim pickings of robot-mining game SteamWorld Dig; and Tom’s paean to Relic’s greatest hits, Homeworld and Dawn of War. Also discussed: the meaning of words, vectors of difficulty and the ideal placement of your fishman-wizard.
- Did you hear? Mojang, creators of Minecraft, got bought by Microsoft for $2.5 billion. What a pittance!
- Minimum, a shooter with giant AI robots.
- Operatic Nazi-perforator, Wolfenstein: The New Order.
- Lovely subway-map-sim Mini Metro.
- There’s a reason breaking rocks was considered a fitting punishment for prisoners, SteamWorld Dig.
- Empty California dreaming, in The Sims 4.
- Alice and Kev: the story of being homeless in The Sims 3.
- Not the dusk of war. Not the mid-morning of war. Not the siesta of war. No, sir/madam. Accept no substitutes for Relic’s Warhammer 40,000 RTS, Dawn of War
- You’re going home and your home is a world in Homeworld. It’s a hard game to buy now – your best bet is eBay.
- Tom was thinking of a Homeworld 2 mod: this one, in which you can command crew members.
- You’re at home and your home is a world that might blow up in Planetary Annihilation.
- Chris and Marsh did a newb friendly Dota 2 cast.
- Guild Wars 2 is a cool game that is apparently now controversially easier.
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