Tom S, Chris and Marsh seek the Creature in the Well, guiltily juggle men in Dynasty Warriors 8, revisit the roots of the RTS in Warcraft 3: Reforged, crave decapitation in Mordau and assess the early access jank of Warhammer Underworlds: Online.
“Stay off the tracks.”
- What’s that emerging from the frigid tundra of January? Is it…? Could it be… news? Holy fuck!
- Torchlight Frontiers has morphed into Torchlight 3, shedding its F2P plans along the way.
- Innocent children’s entertainment: Thomas The Tank Engine
- Henry: Portrait of a Se-RAIL Killer
- He’ll put you in a sleeper hold!
- He’ll cut you deeper than Dr Beeching!
- Beware the bogie-man.
- Mind the gap… between your head and your body!
- Miss your stop and he’ll stop you… DEAD!
- *discordant musicbox rendition of Coming Round The Mountain plays*
- Some trains terminate at Ashford International… This train will terminate YOU!
- Yep, that’s it. That’s all I have.
- Meanwhile, in Wales: Psh-ti-cuff, psh-ti-cuff, psh-ti-cuff
- Kentucky Route Zero is out, all the way out, and it’s STILL about America. Sorry?
- Duelyst has fallen upon its sword. Ow!
- Allergens of Room Temperature is more memorable than this game‘s actual name.
- Atari are making hotels now: a generous bequest to the instagram accounts of urban explorers ten years from now.
- I am too weak for 60% of the Creature in the Well
- Dynasty Warriors 8: don’t do gravity.
- Back to where so many things began: Warcraft 3: Reforged
- Mordhau: be dismembered by the worst people on the internet.
- Behold the somersaulting mega-dogs of Warhammer Underworlds: Online.
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