Finally, someone made that Gabe Newell/owl hybrid T-shirt you’ve always wanted! That someone is us. Now, for a trifling fee, you can possess that T-shirt and several other peculiar and possibly offensive designs, each taking the name of a podcast episode as its inspiration. They’re available to order from and come in a variety of colours, shapes and sizes.

If you like the podcast or simply want us to continue drinking ourselves to an early death, please consider purchasing one.

Since Spreadshirt’s preview of the designs is a little small, here they are. Click to see ’em bigger.

A word of caution – clothes shaped for men and women need to be listed separately on Spreadshirt, so make sure you’ve got the one you want before buying.