In which we fail to give Epic much flak for bringing back our beloved Unreal Tournament. Marsh and Tom S battle the Old Forest of Invisible Dickheads in Dark Souls 2, Tom F marvels at the range of Space Rangers HD, and Graham jibbers like Starfox’s Slippy about Enemy Starfighter.

Also discussed: our favourite gaming trolls, the soundtracks which threaten to make us dance, what game should be taken to Wales, and how videogame helicopters condition you not to look at them.

Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.