In which cars belong in bowls. Chris, Tom, Marsh and Graham deliver only the coldest takes on Rainbow Six: Siege, Rocket League, nightmare number hole Clicker Heroes and Virginia Woolf’s Awkward Dinosaur Dinner Party, aka, ARK: Survival Evolved.

Plus: the war against the sparrows continues; the dubious morality of accountancy with friends; things you can put up your butt in games; the C&C equivalent of a grenade rolling down a hill; the rising brow-level of sci-fi and fantasy; going on tilt anmd where we’ll be in another 100 episodes time.

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Marsh Davies
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Tom Senior

Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.